66+ Easter Bunny Jokes And Funny Puns

66 easter bunny jokes and hilarious easter bunny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about easter bunny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Easter Bunny Short Jokes

Short easter bunny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The easter bunny humour may include short easter eggs jokes also.

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
When I was a kid, I used to believe in such nonsense as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny. Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that rubbish anymore, thank God.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
As a child my parents used to tell me about the Easter Bunny, tooth fairy and Santa I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD
Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
When I was a kid, I used to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that nonsense any more, thank God.
Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.
What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate
My seven year old figured out Easter this year He said The Easter Bunny isn't real dad. It's really a man dressed as a bunny that hides eggs in your house
Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?
(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"
-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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Easter Bunny One Liners

Which easter bunny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with easter bunny? I can suggest the ones about easter kids and kid easter.

What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 24 carrot
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny...
Happy Easter
What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs? Hip hop.
How do things come out of the Easter Bunny? With rear eggularity.
Why does the Easter Bunny drink IPAs? He loves the hops.
Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? To IHOP, of course!
What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you? An East-er bunny
My kid said I was like the Easter Bunny He stopped believing in me years ago
The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What are four hundred Easter bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you throw a rabbit into your oven during Easter? A hot cross bunny
I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience.

Chocolate Easter Bunny Jokes

Here is a list of funny chocolate easter bunny jokes and even better chocolate easter bunny puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Easter Joke - Why does a bunny give us chocolate eggs? He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?
Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter?
Choco-late.
Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside.
Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same.
What's worse than a hollow chocolate bunny on Easter? A Halloweenie on October 31st.

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Delightful Fun Easter Bunny Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about easter bunny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean happy easter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make easter bunny pranks.

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s**..., I've got nothing left to believe in."

Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.

Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating d**..., at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating d**... because all others are a figure of your imagination.

Little Johnny's dad asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees...

Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have s**..., I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Little Johnny and the Birds and the Bees

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s**..., I've got nothing left to believe in."

A Priest, a Horse, Little Johnny, and the Easter Bunny Walk Into a Bar

The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.

Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?

He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.
(It's the only Easter joke that I know)

Why did the Dire Straights have so many Easter decorations?

They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.

A warning to the Easter Bunny:

Don't put all your eggs in one basket!

DAD: Johnny, do youy know about the birds and the bees?

Little Johnny (Bursting into tears): "I dont want to know!"
Father: "Whats wrong?"
LJ: Oh dad, first there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter bunny and finally no Tooth-Fairy. If you are about to tell me grown-ups don't really have s**..., I've got nothing left to beleive in!

A man-hating Feminazi, an A-political cool Lesbian, Santa Claus and the Easter bunny have a race, who wins?

The Man-Hating Feminazi of course.
Because the other 3 dont exist.

When I grew up my parents always told me about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy...

Now that I'm older I don't believe in any of that made up nonsense, thank God!!!

When I was a kid, my parents fed me a lot of b**..., like believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. But I finally started thinking for myself and realized it was all wishful thinking.

Thank you Jesus!

Both of my parents died in a car c**... when I was a kid.

Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about me that year too.

Father calls little Johnny over to give him the birds and the bees talk...

Johnny starts crying uncontrollably the moment he says this.
"Whats wrong? I haven't even told you anything yet!" the surprised father asks.
Little Johnny tries to talk through the tears:
"Two years ago, you wanted to talk about Easter bunny, then told me he wasn't real...
Then last year you wanted to talk about Santa, and told me he isn't real either...
If now you tell me s**... isn't real, I have nothing left to live for!"

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite beer?

A double IPA because of it's high alcohol content he can get drunk quick, after dealing with those kids all day.
Oh... the the fact that it's extra hoppy is just a bonus!

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